Santa Banta SMS

Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai... Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi... Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab.


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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.


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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match


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Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..


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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.


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Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess...! sochooo.......KYUNKI.....diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai....


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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai? Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise? Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!


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In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step


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Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & the famous "sastria Kaal"